This snippet on Wired news got me photoshopping the "perfect face" (perfect European face, presumably) mask onto my own mug. Except for the fat part (obviamente), it looks like my nose is too wide, my mouth is crooked, my upper lip isn't full enough, and my eyebrows are entirely wrong.
Check out spooky-mask-Liz:

In other news... there, uh, IS no other news. 2006 has been the germiest year I can remember. I'm ready for some good health in '07. Damnit.