So, the President has come out in support of a Constitutional ammendment defining marriage as being between "a man and a woman or two women if they're hot."
However, as with all things, it's about language.
The specific language of the ammendment also defines a "man" as "a biological male or a dyke packing rod" and "woman" as "a biological female or a queen who refers to his male friends as 'Mary.'"
The ammendment goes on to specify that in a marriage between a man and queen, the queen MUST hide her candy.
Marriage is also to be defined as ONLY between a top and a bottom or two switches. Unions between two tops or two bottoms undermine the important societal institution of power exchange and the delicate balance between domination and submission.
Marriage is further STRICTLY defined as a union between a butch dyke and a lipstick lezzie. So-called "marriage" between two butch dykes undermines the traditional value of hot girl-on-girl action by grossing guys out and making them feel kinda gay.
The ammendment makes no mention of unions between butch dykes and gaibois who like to get pegged by chicks, since these are considered normal heterosexual marriages.
Likewise, leather daddies are already permitted to marry their girlslaves, but they can only marry their boitois if, and I cannot stress this enough, they are sissy/tranny.
An FTM can marry a MTF, but not the other way around, and both the bride AND the groom MUST be post-op.
The ammendment goes on to clarify some of the rules governing so-called "traditional, heterosexual" marriage:
Marriage is defined to be between a man WITH A JOB and a woman with GOOD CHILDBIRTHIN' HIPS.
What happens in Las Vegas, NV is now legally confined to the city limits of Las Vegas, NV.
The guy takes out the garbage, the girl writes the Christmas letter. That's it, case closed Meathead!
"Just hold me" time is to be strictly balanced with "that's right, suck it!" time, minute for minute. No exceptions.
EVERYbody's mother stays in a hotel when they visit, oxygen tank or no oxygen tank.
Gee, I'm sure glad our president is a uniter, not a divider, eh? Imagine if this issue fell in the lap of some divisive demagogue!