Some of the attractive features of the lovely Ellroy Arms Motor Lodge in La Jolla:
1) If you find a dead hooker stuffed into your mattress, you stay free of charge! Not sure if this is compensation or some sort of contest.
2) Be sure to stop by the "What's That Stain?" lounge for a nightcap and our hourly performance of "The Bob Crane Experience!" Clean glasses available on request!
3) For you lovebirds, call ahead to reserve the Betty Page Suite, where love and carpet burn are tied together like so many ankles and wrists.
4) Up all night? Then stop in at our "Never Again, This Time I Mean It" diner for one of our world-famous "Toaster Omelettes" (now available in vending machines everywhere, check your local rehab clinic!)
Happy V Day...
Posted by Jason at February 17, 2004 03:51 PM