1) Life is more poignant when experienced out of chronological order
2) Jesus has bad taste in trucks
3) Smoking in front of your heart donor's widow: good. Doing a little blow to dull the pain of losing your husband and children: bad
4) Color is overrated
5) Eating alone can cause kidney damage
6) Swimming is apparently a metaphor for something
7) God is responsible for good things, but not bad things
8) The Keyser Soze Principle stands: Always. Shoot. Benicio. Del. Toro.
9) When in doubt, get pregnant. Babies solve everything.
10) Organ donation solicitors are fuck-ing pu-shy