Go see "Bubba Ho-Tep." It's no mere mummy movie. It is a moving, poignant meditation on fame and regret and the redemption of the soul of the American spirit, touchingly narrated by Bruce "The King" Campbell in what is surely the finest performance of his stunning career.
I'm mostly not kidding. But don't take my word for it, check out what Roger "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" Ebert had to say about it.
Now, gimme sum shugga, baby...