Okay, looks like Rush Limbaugh and Courtney Love may both be headed for a little "time out."
I'm thinking, we get them in the same facility, roll the cameras and see what happens. Maybe throw in Sharon Osbourne in the authoritarian Nurse Ratched role. Two loudmouth individualists from opposite ends of the political fence must work together to preserve their humanity in a cold and uncaring institution.
It's "Cuckoo's Nest" meets "The Odd Couple" with a twist. It's "Talk Radio" meets "Sid and Nancy" with an edge. Its...
...wait for it...
"From Rush, With Love", co-starring Nick Nolte as Big Chief Ketamine and Winona Ryder as "The Girl with No Real Problems" - next week, on IFC: Friday.
PS,
Okay, back of the envelope time. They're claiming that Captain Dittopants downed "tens of thousands" of pills over a "four year period". Let's say that's 20,000 pills in 1500 days. That's an average of 13.3 OxyContin and hydrocodone EVERY DAY for four years straight.
Is it any wonder he's a paranoid ranting lunatic?
I also love the bit about Limbaugh being "unaware of any investigation." Shit, with that much junk in his veins, it's a surprise he's aware of anything.
Posted by Jason at October 3, 2003 01:34 PM