August 28, 2003

404

Okay, if you're having a narcissistic meltdown, temper tantrum, delusions of grandeur, marital problems, a psychotic break or are just plain lonely and want someone to talk to, please, take it somewhere else for a change.

I need to be in my Happy Place for a while now.

I'm sorry if the laws of physics, biology and/or economics are not compatible with your chosen lifestyle, but that's not my problem. We're all playing by the same rules. We're all white (in class if not skin tone), educated, middle class, capable, liberated, English-speaking, 21st century adults living in North America. There are no excuses in the cosmic budget for our kind. Deal.

And why does everyone's version of "saving the world" boil down to "changing the rules so I don't have to work?" The world does not need saving. A good chunk of the PEOPLE could use food, shelter, education, social stability and prosperity, but know what? We're working on it. You're not, Bodhi. You're running around Santa Monica in a Ronald Reagan mask justifying bank robbery to yourself. Or you would be if you could get that organized.

So, bored now. Everyone's self-involved little personal crises are boring, including my own. Take it or get therapy. Shit rolls down hill so I'm moving out of the valley.

As far as I'm concerned there are two people in the world now: me and Liz. Okay, three. DorkChop earned himself a seat.

The rest of you start paddling or get the hell out of my boat.

Posted by Jason at August 28, 2003 03:40 PM
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