August 28, 2003

Spokesmodel

So, the CIA wants Jennifer Garner to help recruit for them.

I can see the video now:
"Are you an acrobatic supermodel? Are you fluent in more than fourteen languages? Are you astoundingly gullible? Would you be interested in a job that involved torture, murder, treason and extensive airline travel? Then you might be right for us, the CIA. And as long as you never bother to actually read your paycheck, for all you know, we really are the CIA."

Posted by Jason at August 28, 2003 02:12 PM
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