Heh
From
a person who is also very, very tired, but still manages to be funny:
What the heck's going on lately? I turned on the news and saw all these idiots:
AtheistIdiot: Thank God, er I mean nobody, that the Ten Commandments have finally been removed from public view. I felt that it was violating my civil liberties.
ChristianIdiot: We're back, and we're more obnoxious than a gay pride parade. Nothing will stop us from standing up to protect Jesus's commandments.
AshcroftIdiot: The American people can feel safer from terrorists now knowing that we have cut off their supply of adult films and manga.
LiberalIdiot: Stop the War, we need the cash!
That last one is an actual quote, by the way, and the other ones might as well be.
...
(cracked
me up, anyhow)
Posted by Liz at August 27, 2003 07:27 PM