So New Line has announced that they're going re-release the first two "Lord of the Rings" flicks in Super-Extendy 3 1/2 Hour-Vision.
So, that's 7 hours of "previouslys" before you even get to "Return of the King".
For the love of Frances Ford Bombadil. Who would have thought that "And in the darkness, bind them" meant we'd all be sitting on our asses in a multiplex for the better part of week?
If you need a refresher but don't have enough vacation days to get caught up, here you go:
Ring->Shire->Baggins->Gandalf The Gray->Frodo->Bree->Nazgul->Strider->Elrond The Useless->Isengard->Eagle->Moria->Balrog->Boromir->Uruk Hai->Rohan->Gollum->Gandalf The White->Theodin->Helm's Deep->Rohan Again->Entmoot->Isengard Again->Giant Spider->Samwise The Strong->Frodo The Junkie->Minas Tirith->Mordor->Mount Doom->Gollum Again->Finger->Eagle->Aragorn->Home